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tattoo artist: please stop moving
anti-sjw: why?? am I triggering your delicate tattoo artist sensibilities?? trigger warning: waving arms and logic! you mad bro? huh, you ma - ow ow ow that’s not what the tat is supposed to look like.
as a tattooist please beleive me when i say that i have tattooed this guy before.
i know its satire, but like. you’re not even wrong.
this is both the most enlightening and the saddest addition to my post.
i was exaggerating the best i could, and it turns out to be real. i’m so sorry for you.
tattoo artist: please stop moving
anti-sjw: why?? am I triggering your delicate tattoo artist sensibilities?? trigger warning: waving arms and logic! you mad bro? huh, you ma - ow ow ow that’s not what the tat is supposed to look like.
as a tattooist please beleive me when i say that i have tattooed this guy before.
i know its satire, but like. you’re not even wrong.
this is both the most enlightening and the saddest addition to my post.
i was exaggerating the best i could, and it turns out to be real. i’m so sorry for you.
Look everyone, the SJWs are finally trying to make memes! They may be a few years late and failing miserably, but we’d better give them praise and cookies or else they’ll go back to breathing really heavily and mercilessly beating their keyboards.
This post is three years old.
@rebelminds sounds like someone’s tattoo didn’t turn out so well
tattoo artist: please stop moving
anti-sjw: why?? am I triggering your delicate tattoo artist sensibilities?? trigger warning: waving arms and logic! you mad bro? huh, you ma - ow ow ow that’s not what the tat is supposed to look like.
as a tattooist please beleive me when i say that i have tattooed this guy before.
i know its satire, but like. you’re not even wrong.
this is both the most enlightening and the saddest addition to my post.
i was exaggerating the best i could, and it turns out to be real. i’m so sorry for you.
tattoo artist: please stop moving
anti-sjw: why?? am I triggering your delicate tattoo artist sensibilities?? trigger warning: waving arms and logic! you mad bro? huh, you ma - ow ow ow that’s not what the tat is supposed to look like.
as a tattooist please beleive me when i say that i have tattooed this guy before.
i know its satire, but like. you’re not even wrong.
this is both the most enlightening and the saddest addition to my post.
i was exaggerating the best i could, and it turns out to be real. i’m so sorry for you.
lemme tell y’all somethin about women
they’re fucking amazing with soft skin and pretty red lips and hair
If I was a criminal, I would draw the same fake tattoo in a really conspicuous place before all of my crimes, so witnesses would tell the police I had a tattoo and they would discount me as the perpetrator.
This is the exact opposite of Count Olaf.
Great lesbian TV show and film recommendations
Great lesbian films:
- Imagine Me & You (2005, British)
- Loving Annabelle (2006, American)
- My Summer of Love (2004, British)
- Black Swan (2010, American)
- The Kids Are All Right (2010, American)
- I Can’t Think Straight (2008, British)
- Jenny’s Wedding (2015, American)
- Lost And Delirious (2001, American)
- Blue Is The Warmest Colour (2013, French)
- The Secret Diaries of Miss Anne Lister (2010, British)
- Carol (2015, American)
- The Night Watch (2011, British)
- Fingersmith (2005, British)
- But I’m A Cheerleader (1999, American)
- Tipping the Velvet (2002, British)
- Gia (1998, American)
Great lesbian tv-shows:
- The Fosters (2013-present, American)
- Orphan Black (2013-present, Canadian)
- Orange Is The New Black (2013-present, American)
- The 100 (2014-present, American) (season 2 onwards)
- Sugar Rush (2005-2006, British)
- Grey’s Anatomy (2005-present, American) (season 5 onwards)
- Glee (2009-2015, American) (season 3 onwards)
- The L Word (2004-2009, American)
- Lip Service (2010-2012, British)
- Skins (2007-2013, British) (seasons 3 & 4)
- South of Nowhere (2005-2008, American)
- Sense8 (2015-present, American)
- Wynonna Earp (2016-present, American/Canadian)
- Pretty Little Liars (2010-2017, American)
- Last Tango In Halifax (2012-present, British)
Send me hearts
- 💖 - I admire you
- 💓 - You give me feels
- 💜 - You’re intimidating
- 💌 - We should talk more
- 💟 - How are you so cute
- 💝 - Love seeing you on my dash
- 💗 - I miss interacting with you
- 💞 - You’re amazing at ______
- 💘 - I’m crushing on you
- 💕 - I ship you with ______
- ♥ - You make me uncomfortable
Things NOT to say to an art major/artists in general.
- You’re so lucky you don’t have to buy textbooks!
- You’re a really good drawer.
- Can you draw me?
- Did you draw that? (No, I’m just running my pencil over someone else’s drawing for fun)
- That’s so good, it looks traced!
- Did you trace that?
- Design my tattoo! (This is what tattoo artists are there for)
- Draw this thing for me!
- *pretty much expecting/demanding any art for free*
- I can’t even draw a straight line. (Neither can I. There are these things called “rulers”)
- Can you teach me to draw?
- Was that freehand?
- I wish I was born with artistic talent. (Saying things like this discredits all the effort we actually put in to developing our skills.)
- *TOUCHING THE ART*
see also:
- is that anime????
- you should work at Disney!
Adding on here with:
“Art finals are so much easier than other finals! All you have to do is draw!”
Adding my personal favorite from the words of my family: “That drawing is pretty good! Now stop fucking drawing and get a real job.”
Even though I just got my degree in art but yeah. Not a real job.
ALSO! If the person draws comics, please don’t insist on them working for a newspaper.
- Me: I'm so stable now
- Me: My coping skills are fucking amazing
- Me: *Suicidal over spilling sugar*
- Me: *Decides to rebuild life around new interest*
- Me: *Sudden rage over minor things that disappears as quickly as it came on*
- Me: I don't even need my psychologist, I've practically mastered everything he could teach me
- Me: I probably wasn't even that mentally ill in the first place
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